Well I made it into London during my obscenely long layover, and spent the afternoon walking for hours before the evening where I went to a  comedy club, (it was amateur night but it was still pretty funny). I met up with, and went with someone I had actually met on my day trip to Neuschwanwtein Castle, back in Bavaria (who lives in London and knows one of the standup comics), and we had a good time.

Anyways, as the trip ends I am reminded of an insightful quote…

“Alles hat ein ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.”
    -Singer/Entertainer Gottlieb Wendehals

It means: everything has an end…only the sausage has two.

It can be seen here in all its glory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8PPYNxhLCU