Are You Not Entertained?

Seems an appropriate title for today. The other title I was considering was ‘I Took A Bath At The Baths’

Today started with a walk to the St. Paulinus Basilica on the far side of town. The church I went to yesterday, but was closed. I was debating whether or not to, but I am glad I did. Wow, it’s incredible. “Saint Paulinus’ (German: St. Paulinskirche) is a Baroque church in the city of Trier, Germany. Constructed between 1734 and 1753, the interior was designed by Johann Balthasar Neumann. The ceiling of the nave features a painting by the artist Christoph Thomas Scheffler. The tomb of the saint after whom the church is named, Paulinus of Trier, is located in the church’s crypt.” Just look at the images.

Then I went back to the old town, and sort of near the Porta Nigra is the Franketurm, (Frankish Tower). It’s a 1,000 year old castle tower, but is now used as a place for private and organized events, and isn’t a museum.

Then it was off to the Palais Princier de Trèves, a neat palace that I have no idea what or who it was used by or built for, but it has a neat garden out front. Then it was off right next door (almost) to the Rheinisches Landesmuseum. A big museum focusing on the Roman history of Trier. A Roman settlement and military camp built around 16 BC., and then became the major capital of the entire Western Roman Empire, from Trier, to Gaul, Spain and parts of England, the emperor sat in Trier. The museum is full of everything you’d except, statues, figures, pots, jewelry, big grave stones, everything Roman. It also has a small section on the Trier region in the Neolithic Era where early people lived and made tools, many of which are on display.

After that it was off to the Kaiserthermen. (Imperial/Emperor Baths) Because the Barbara Baths of yesterday just weren’t enough. At least these ruins were a bit more intact. Now here’s where the bath part of my alternate title suggestion came in. It started raining hard. Really damn hard. But this time I was prepared with my umbrella. I didn’t care. I went in to explore anyways. The baths were built after Trier (then known as Augusta Trevorum) became a major city, sometime around the 3rd century. A new Emperor Constantine changed plans and the cities political activities, and construction was halted. Then along came Emperor  Valentinian I. Long story short, it was never completed, and different parts were used for different things, like a castle wall and a church. Annoyingly, a big section of it was covered by scaffolding, presumably for repairs. This one also has a big tunnel section underneath I was wandering through alone, reminiscent of the time I spent in the haunted bunker in Berchtesgaden. After a couple wrong turns I finally made it back out, and left. I was wandering the ruins while as I mentioned it was just pouring down rain, even heard thunder booming a whole bunch. There was nobody, save for a tour group inside the ticket center a little ways away. I wandered around for a while and saw nobody. Then I turned a corner to go down underground, and there were 3 people there huddled under an old archway roof to keep out of the rain. Amazingly when I left the horrifying and haunted underground tunnels the rain had significantly slowed, and a few minutes later stopped, and the sun began to come out again, I headed southeast a ways to the…

Amphitheater! A neat and surprisingly large theater, but not for plays – for gladiatorial combat! Yep, gladiators fought each other for up to 18-20,000 spectators! It doesn’t look like much now, as much of it is covered over in grass, but it had a neat underground chamber, and the whole floor, or at least much of it is supported by large wood beams. There’s still rooms you can go in, but a lot of them were flooded with several inches of water. The underground chamber was also heavily flooded. There is a neat tour you can do here, a walk and story/history with a guy armored up like a gladiator, but as with all the other Trier tours, it’s German only. And Fri/Sat/Sun only and I’m not sticking around too long on Friday.

I took a couple videos, but those take forever to upload, so I might add them later.

I also spent sometime deciding if I wanted to step out of Germany for a day and visit Luxembourg, which is very close, but there wasn’t really much there that piqued my interest sadly.

But for now, it’s time again for a German city with a goofy name Today’s winner is: Essen. Well it doesn’t sound very funny, but the German word for food is “Essen”. With a capital E, too, because for whatever reason, nouns are always capitalized, every time, everywhere. So you can ask the question “Essen Sie Essen in Essen?” Which means “Do you eat food in Essen?” Also, the title is a line from the movie Gladiator which seems pretty fitting. Have some pictures now.

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St. Paulinus Basilica. A basilica is basically just a church blessed by the Pope with special significance.
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Incredible! The roof is even taller than it looks.

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Tomb of St. Paulinus, Martyr of Trier.
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Dreikönigenhaus (Thee King’s House). A neat building built in the 1200’s. It’s a bakery now. Kind of a downgrade I think. Now with 30% more Krankenwagen! (Sick wagon [Ambulance]) Wow, immediately as I started typing this ambulance portion, 2 ambulances outside blasted their sirens and blew down the street. Or that could be a firetruck.
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The Frankenturm from the front.
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Annnnddd back.
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The Constantine Basilica, built around 306 AD.
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The palace. Part of it is obscured by trees.
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Here’s the ‘right’ side.
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Garden of the palace.
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Original 1,800 year old Roman bridge foundations right over the Moselle River. The red brick is obviously much newer. It’s the oldest bridge in Germany! Right across the street from my hotel. There’s kind of a lot of Roman ruins in Trier, if you didn’t get the memo.
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Here’s a photo I took of a statue from yesterday.
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Here’s another photo I took of a statue from yesterday.
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Now here they are again when I walked by them.
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I have no idea who put, or why there’s orange blindfolds, the statues are far apart. Every statue around the palace had them too. I will try and find out why tomorrow. (Update: Nobody seems to know, was probably just a stunt by some individuals, though they were still up the next day even on the palace statues, so it was at least tolerated to some extent)

Trier city center video with end of a bell show:

 

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Old axe heads in the Roman museum.
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Giant grave markers for a wealthy couple.

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Lots of big grave markers.
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A projected image of what a burial street would have looked like. Pretty blurry on the wall, but those are all big fancy grave markers.
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A cool mosaic. The mosaic was discovered while they were looking for a place to build the museum! (Pssst, I think they found it)…
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Another neat mosaic. Don’t look at the face in the middle.
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Medusa!

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Model of Trier from around the 3rd century.

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That little gatehouse in front is the Porta Nigra.
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“Hmmm, something seems wrong here… Like, why the hell am I a pot?”
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Funny vases. There are words on some of them. The big one on the top right roughly translates to: “Pour and drink merrily” The words on the vase on the top left translates to “Spare the water and pour what counts…” (Wine)
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A neat tapestry.
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A bunch of posts with carved heads that used to surround a large pool villa.
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Some of the ancient bridge posts that used to cross the river. Keep in mind, everything in this museum is from the Trier/Mosel Area.
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An ancient Roman gift shop in the museum.
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The Kaiser Baths.

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Video of the ruins: Pretty much everywhere… it’s gunna rain…

And I didn’t need a jacket…

AHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEE

 

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The scary tunnels.

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Weird graffiti in a tunnel under a road.
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Vineyards outside the arena.
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The arena! A lot of those doors just lead to tiny rooms, and some lead to stairs to the higher levels.
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But Jon! Where’s the seats? To that I answer: What a stupid question, let’s keep moving on.

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The underground chamber.

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Actually, when the Roman empire fell, the amphitheater became unused and abandoned. And over time they began removing the stone for use in other projects around the city. So that’s why there’s no seats. And they grew wine grapes on these slopes here during the 1800’s.
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A room with gladiator supplies!
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One of those little rooms. The rooms like this were all heavily flooded.

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